If you’re there, come bother me! Or bother people that might be me until you find me!
July 20, 2012
A brief announcement: this weekend I will be at Tokyo In Tulsa. Dressed as Advisier Vantas, the Ψiioniic, and Eridan, probably in that order.
June 1, 2012
If you dare seek me out, look for the…
The Araddy on Friday with the Stuffed Red Frog with a classy bow
The Dolorosa on Saturday with, as it is looking more likely, out the veil around the shoulders. Because we managed to misplace several yards of sheer fabric somehow.
(( woops I have a proper wig I just have no pictures with it an my black lipstick makeup. ))
and on Sunday, the Dead!Aradia.. with the same stuffed red frog :U
But I lack photos of her.
So you get nothing.(( actually I have her costume but not her wig, so I never took any pictures. So sorry! The skirt is really long and full of holes with sheer filling, I’ll likely be pretty recognizable with small horns ))
YOU’RE GOING TO AKON?!?! Imma be the Meenah with no horns and Eridan. Specifishally, the Meenah and Eridan with the jazzed up shiny symbol shirts with bubble decorations on them. I also might be wearing a skirt as Eridan part of the time. And there’s a chance I’ll be a Karkat I. A swag red coat.
*in
whoops I’m pseudo, it’s me. I’ll be at A-Kon!
whoops I’m pseudo AND ioudasiscari, look for me at A-Kon
May 30, 2012
Anonymous asked: are you going a-kon?
Hell yes.
May 17, 2012
It’s a giveaway!
In honor of getting over 100 followers, I am doing a giveaway for a nifty hand knitted hood/scarf thing! This is my very first Tumblr giveaway so please bear with me.
NOTE: The hood in the pics is for showing the style only; it is my personal hood thing and I don’t want to part with it. Also I grayed out my face since I don’t want my face showing up all over Tumblr; it would make me feel weird. ::::o
The winner of this giveaway will receive one hood/scarf thing in this style in their choice of the following colors: Red, Purple, Light Yellow, Light Pink, or Olive Green (these are the colors I have enough yarn in to make one). I can also do one with the scarf part in stripes, which will add more options to the colors; ask and see if I have the colors you want if you want stripes.
Want one? Here are the rules!
- I would prefer you follow me.
- Likes and reblogs both count.
- You may like once and reblog once per account.
- You have to have your Ask box open so I can notify you if you have won and you have to be willing to give me your address so I can send it to you. (I won’t do anything with your address and will delete it from my inbox once I have the mailing label ready.)
- Offer open only to US residents unless you are willing to send me the difference in postage.
- You have until MAY 31, 2012 to like/reblog.
- Winner will be chosen by random number generator on the morning of May 31. At this time the winner will also be asked to choose from the above colors.
- The hood/scarf thing will be shipped sometime in June; this is because I am knitting it especially for the winner.
Good luck and thank you for 100+ follows!
Look at who comes back here for a reblog contest for the FIRST TIME IN FOREVER.
To sassyspider8itch: if I happen to be the winner, could you please contact me on ioudasiscari? I’m on that account much more often and will see your message faster. Thanks!
(via pseudopsionic)
February 27, 2012
Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK, although at the age of TEN SWEEPS OLD you are better known as THE ARBALIST.
After sweeps of SNAPPING 100S UPON 100S OF LONGBOWS, you eventually became FED UP and used your PEERLESS MECHANICAL SKILLS to construct a METAL CROSSBOW tough enough to handle your STRENGTH. In doing so, you changed your life in two ways: first, you finally GAINED THE ABILITY TO PRACTICE THE NOBLE ART OF ARCHERY; and second, you realized that your true natural skills, the ones that you should be focusing on, are not in archery, but in ROBOTICS AND MACHINERY.
This realization is what made you the troll you are now.
Now, you are CHIEF AMIDAMACHINIST in direct service toTHE BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCHHER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION.
You have barely hit double digits and you have already ASCENDED AS HIGH AS YOU CAN IN SOCIETY. Despite your LAND-DWELLER STATUS you are FAVORED BY THE EMPRESS and seen as INDISPENSABLE TO THE EMPIRE. You are RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, you are constantly invited to only THE MOST ELITE LAND- AND SEA-DWELLER SOCIAL GATHERINGS, and are considered to be UNSURPASSED IN ETIQUETTE, CULTURE, AND FIGHTING PROWESS.
You are FEARED AND ADMIRED BY ALL BELOW YOU and EVEN SOME ABOVE YOU. To your delight, your VERY EXISTENCE INFURIATES SEA DWELLERS. And you are CHERISHED BY THE SUBJUGGLATORS for the access you give them to the royal’s machinations and schemings.
The DRONES HAVEN’T EVEN COME FOR YOU YET and you’ve already achieved EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED IN LIFE AND MORE.
And you don’t give a flying fiddlesticks about any of it.
Not even the egregious abuse of caps lock makes any of it matter.
Your name is Equius Zahhak, age ten, better known as the Arbalist, and you are in way over your head.
You are horns-over-hooves in flush-crush pity paradise, because of a shriveled old putrid pus-blooded piece of machinery.
And you are afraid.So this is a thing I’m writing.
Ghosting onto this blog for the first time in forever to pimp my own writing.
Yeah let me just reblog myself on this blog too.
Somebody stop me before I reblog this onto superiorConductor and onto my sixth ultra-top-secret password-protected tumblr.
No I’m kidding it’s not going on those.See, there was this meme that went around a while ago.
And it said “Your patron troll X your favorite character, how weird’s the ship” or something.
And when I get a challenge like that, I don’t just lawl off the results.
You see, if you give me a sufficiently cracky pairing, I make it my personal mission to justify it.
And then, if I’m particularly proud of the justification? I write it.
So yeah. If you like the crap I write, then you’ll like Mechanic and Machine. Probably. No refunds if you don’t.
I’m running it pseudo-fanadventure style. It will be more me-run than suggestion-run, but I’m not really doing the story chronologically, I’m just doing a bunch of little posts/scenes/drabbles that will hopefully add up into a whole story. So suggestions for what to write about next or questions about “so where’s Nepeta?” or whatever will be taken into consideration.
Anyway. Follow it, reblog it, send asks, signal boost, start spreadin’ the news.
Signal boosting again now that it’s not four in the morning.
Also I’d like to emphasize that this IS a story that needs asks; asks prooobably won’t do a lot to influence the main arc of the story, but they WILL determine how it’s told and what sort of content y’all get to see.
And I haven’t gotten any asks on it yet, so somebody do that.
(via jeguskryst)
February 27, 2012
Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK, although at the age of TEN SWEEPS OLD you are better known as THE ARBALIST.
After sweeps of SNAPPING 100S UPON 100S OF LONGBOWS, you eventually became FED UP and used your PEERLESS MECHANICAL SKILLS to construct a METAL CROSSBOW tough enough to handle your STRENGTH. In doing so, you changed your life in two ways: first, you finally GAINED THE ABILITY TO PRACTICE THE NOBLE ART OF ARCHERY; and second, you realized that your true natural skills, the ones that you should be focusing on, are not in archery, but in ROBOTICS AND MACHINERY.
This realization is what made you the troll you are now.
Now, you are CHIEF AMIDAMACHINIST in direct service toTHE BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCHHER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION.
You have barely hit double digits and you have already ASCENDED AS HIGH AS YOU CAN IN SOCIETY. Despite your LAND-DWELLER STATUS you are FAVORED BY THE EMPRESS and seen as INDISPENSABLE TO THE EMPIRE. You are RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, you are constantly invited to only THE MOST ELITE LAND- AND SEA-DWELLER SOCIAL GATHERINGS, and are considered to be UNSURPASSED IN ETIQUETTE, CULTURE, AND FIGHTING PROWESS.
You are FEARED AND ADMIRED BY ALL BELOW YOU and EVEN SOME ABOVE YOU. To your delight, your VERY EXISTENCE INFURIATES SEA DWELLERS. And you are CHERISHED BY THE SUBJUGGLATORS for the access you give them to the royal’s machinations and schemings.
The DRONES HAVEN’T EVEN COME FOR YOU YET and you’ve already achieved EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED IN LIFE AND MORE.
And you don’t give a flying fiddlesticks about any of it.
Not even the egregious abuse of caps lock makes any of it matter.
Your name is Equius Zahhak, age ten, better known as the Arbalist, and you are in way over your head.
You are horns-over-hooves in flush-crush pity paradise, because of a shriveled old putrid pus-blooded piece of machinery.
And you are afraid.So this is a thing I’m writing.
Ghosting onto this blog for the first time in forever to pimp my own writing.
Yeah let me just reblog myself on this blog too.
Somebody stop me before I reblog this onto superiorConductor and onto my sixth ultra-top-secret password-protected tumblr.
No I’m kidding it’s not going on those.
See, there was this meme that went around a while ago.
And it said “Your patron troll X your favorite character, how weird’s the ship” or something.
And when I get a challenge like that, I don’t just lawl off the results.
You see, if you give me a sufficiently cracky pairing, I make it my personal mission to justify it.
And then, if I’m particularly proud of the justification? I write it.
So yeah. If you like the crap I write, then you’ll like Mechanic and Machine. Probably. No refunds if you don’t.
I’m running it pseudo-fanadventure style. It will be more me-run than suggestion-run, but I’m not really doing the story chronologically, I’m just doing a bunch of little posts/scenes/drabbles that will hopefully add up into a whole story. So suggestions for what to write about next or questions about “so where’s Nepeta?” or whatever will be taken into consideration.
Anyway. Follow it, reblog it, send asks, signal boost, start spreadin’ the news.
February 5, 2012
I’m at a con with somebody who’s doing beautiful Homestuck commissions. Quick, what should I commission?
(Source: jeguskryst)
February 5, 2012
What’s this? Why, it appears to be my fantroll, except not craptastic.
That’s because the lovely ckret2 drew her for me at Ushicon :33
Ignore the thing to the right, that’s just my terrible inaccurate depiction of my own character :Y
And it was fun.
And I’m willing to draw more crap for you before the con’s over btw.
February 2, 2012
I want an RP about Jejuss Kryste’s Merry Band of Revollutiionary Friiendsolldiiers.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK.
(hint: the answer is probably yes)
Not quite the same thing but
jeguskryst.tumblr.com
sanguinedisciple.tumblr.com
nightshadetea.tumblr.com
The first features Jegus, Ψiioniic, Advisier Karkat, and now Sharpeye Sharklaw.
The second is the Disciple Ubasti Migdal.
The third is half-RP half-personal and features Makena Garran, Tea’s fancharacter, who is another of Jegus’s disciples.
None of us are playing IN the revolution, but we ARE playing as characters from it.
Feel free to join in.
IN ADDITION, if any of us have taken a character that you want to play, feel free to play it anyway! Tumblr RP is already STUFFED FULL of duplicate characters from canon (I am a Sufferer, I talk to three other Sufferers on a regular basis, and I know of QUITE A FEW more), so who cares if there are duplicate characters from BtSDLb? So if you want to be a second Jegus or a second Disciple or whatever else, feel free to!
I looove talking to other BtSDLb RPers. <3
February 2, 2012
I tried to upload this earlier, but tumblr was an assface and posted only one of these images, and no accompanying text.
I made this sculpture of Cuvier in art class a while ago, I should have uploaded it sooner!
The colors are off due to my limited selection to work with, and it was my first clay work in almost a year, but I’m still kind of proud of him. I would have made him holding a little Ahab’s Crosshairs and the Pequod Reticle, but this was in my school and “all representations of potentially deadly weapons are prohibited from being created on the school grounds” so I’d get sent to talk to my counselor over the fact that I wanted to make a couple of tiny brightly colored gun sculptures, which is bullshit that I didn’t want to deal with.
He looks kind weird, but I like this sculpture!
Cuvier is an awesome character, I have a few doodles of him I’m going to scan in once my mom gets back from the hospital.
holy fuck it’s a sculpture of Cuvier
February 2, 2012
attemptedirony answered: All I know is that ckret2 of btsdlb fame/infame is going. but fuck texas I mean really
Whoa.
ckret2 of btsdlb fame/infame
WHOA.
I have both fame AND infame.
By the way I will probably be at Ushicon. I probably won’t be staying in the hotels because shit, that costs money, but I will be at Ushicon.
(Source: iambowman)
January 29, 2012
whoops I made a thing.
It’s Karkat’s super-secret pale crush.
January 26, 2012
the psionic and the sufferer from ckret2’s fanventure Be the Sea Dweller Low Blood
in which psii comforts jegus after one of his daymares
still playing around with my tablet, ho hum
sketchy poop
elknlfewnlkengleknf <3 <3 <3
lkgnlaknflaksn vllcihewr <3 <3 <3
January 23, 2012
Here’s a doodle page inspired by Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood!
On the right, you can see Eridan cross dressing for his big date, and Nepeta doing the same. There’s a little robot Psii in the corner, buzzing at me, and on the left is a grub Daviat Stride. Of course, in the middle we have Jegus! He’s looking oddly cheerful and heroic. Huh. Weird.
asdfghjkl
lookit dese preshus babbies
lookit dat psii
bzz
and eri’s pouty lips
and that swag grub
that is the swaggest grub
and basically all of it.
January 19, 2012
Casually tries to get Jegus on Akinator to see if anyone’s put him in yet.
THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.
Second try:
Warmer.
Third try:
… Colder…
And the final list of Akinator’s other guesses:
Included are Karkat, Jebus, Advisier Karkat, Pantskat, Raptor Jesus, and Zombie Jesus.
So close. So close.
I didn’t add Jegus in, somebody else can do that.
As a bonus, I tried to turn on Goggles to use it to underline the relevant close guesses, and discovered this:
…… You guys left Cuvier shades on Akinator?
Awwwww you GUYS. <3
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